well it's true that we love.. one another
hello my negro brothers and sisters..
how has your week been? fine and dandY? peachy keen? Ive decided the new cool thing is to swear unnecessarily and all the time.. and loudly. for example.. i was having a conversation with my friend liss:
Liss:would you go to see them for $45?
Me: how the shitfucker should i know?
and later on...
Me: well.. where are they playing?
Liss: McCallum Park
Me:where is that? go suck some cock..you filthy whore.
sorry liss, i dont really mean that you're a filthy whore.. in fact i think you're a clean virgin. and you should be honoured that our conversation has been examplified as how this cool new trend can be best used.
in other news..ive done no tee study!.. and at this very moment am procrastinating.. its bitch-fucking awesome. you can biotechnology-lick my balls, only if i was a guy...but.. i am a lady and i have no testiclay.
pete is the best boyfriend i have had in the past two years and 11 months. why?
1. he is profound
2. i enjoy his moustachey
3. he likes to watch.. heaps of things like sport and movies and sometimes my softball games!
4.i emailed andrew g the other day lol annnd he didnt reply, so pete sent him and email of fury.. that included this sentence, that is ink-y gold..
thanks pete.. i'll alwyas remember/treasure you. love you lots and to bits!
bye everyone.. thanks for stopping by!
how has your week been? fine and dandY? peachy keen? Ive decided the new cool thing is to swear unnecessarily and all the time.. and loudly. for example.. i was having a conversation with my friend liss:
Liss:would you go to see them for $45?
Me: how the shitfucker should i know?
and later on...
Me: well.. where are they playing?
Liss: McCallum Park
Me:where is that? go suck some cock..you filthy whore.
sorry liss, i dont really mean that you're a filthy whore.. in fact i think you're a clean virgin. and you should be honoured that our conversation has been examplified as how this cool new trend can be best used.
in other news..ive done no tee study!.. and at this very moment am procrastinating.. its bitch-fucking awesome. you can biotechnology-lick my balls, only if i was a guy...but.. i am a lady and i have no testiclay.
pete is the best boyfriend i have had in the past two years and 11 months. why?
1. he is profound
2. i enjoy his moustachey
3. he likes to watch.. heaps of things like sport and movies and sometimes my softball games!
4.i emailed andrew g the other day lol annnd he didnt reply, so pete sent him and email of fury.. that included this sentence, that is ink-y gold..
"In the time it took my girlfriend to email you, she could have visited her dying mother in hospital. She arrived one minute too late. You can imagine her reaction when, after arriving home from the hospital, she checked her email to find...no reply."
thanks pete.. i'll alwyas remember/treasure you. love you lots and to bits!
bye everyone.. thanks for stopping by!
posted by verityLD at 3:08 PM
4 Comments:
hey babe
thanks for the praise. it feels good to know im loved. however, the picture was rather unflattering, despite clearly illustrating my LACK of "moustachey".
regards,
pete.
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domo arigato
i have to agree with ball-mon. this has been the finest entry to date, in any blog EVER. i say this even with the personal context of hating your boyfriend petey-pants. he doesnt deserve you. just look at his ungrateful response to this entry. you might call him...pathetic. I on the other hand can appreciate the fine intellect required to produce entries of such high quality. i will one day attempt to replicate this amazing entry through my own blog, however don't expect quality even close to the standard you have set. maybe then you will understand that your future lies with me.
love with all my heart,
mr. roberto
i think two comments for the best entry I've ever done is pretty poor..
get moving you fatcunts i hate that word.. but it seemed appropriate
word?
hey guys u all better enter ob09... i kno pete and vbot and simon will but luke i want one from u ok?
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