i had a brain... that felt like pancake batter

sup, negros.

ok so today.. i came to an important realisation. this was brought on first by watching a pivotal episode of little britain and reading this book called "love" that won the nobel literature prize.. this realisation is: old people, complain a lot...and don't ever know what's good for them (as they're usually suffering dementia/alzheimers.. whatever).

here's an extract from the book to illustrate my point.

my hum is mostly below range, private; suitable for an old woman mbarrassed by the world; her way of objecting how the century has turned out.

honestly lady, give us a break with your "i'm so wise" mantra..You're going to be dead soon anyway. so who cares what you think? so what if you're book won the nobel prize..don't try to enforce your.. i'm so disappointed with the younger generation ideas on the rest of society..

Let's now analyse all the awesome things our generation brings to this world..
1. freedom of sexual expression (i'mmm the only gay in the vill-age)
2. binge-drinking
3. russian roulette (actually i thihnk this was invented before our generation.. but it is still cool, and if it hadn't have been invented before, i'm sure someone my age would have invented it.. i seriously cant think of a cooler way to die)
4. on the topic of guns, school violence! think columbine.. sorted!
5. some fucking quality musac... eg: spears, lavigne, timberlake, the "much maligned" 50 cent..
6. selling out... if it weren't for our meaningless consumer driven lives, many many bands, shows, movies and so on would retain some originality and shiat.

speaking of our generation.. i have to go and watch a hel interesting production.. starring my little brother and sister.

so peace out homes, embrace your inner-teen <3 v