Wednesday, December 28, 2005

still.. takin my time to perfect the beat.. and i still got a love for the streets..

welly welly welly welly well.
tee came out like a billion light years early. i got 99.8. i was quite pleased. I thinnk its a respectable score for dux (heh just :P:P)

i cant wait til we're on the news tonight.. im going to look so hot.. with my hair and my whiteness.. and my "and stuffs" *sighs*
i am thoroughly enjoying the gangster beats of 2001 by dre daddy... from now on i vow to undertake the persona of a black male rapper. this is how i plan to make this long-awaited transformation:
1. make a trip to skunk wear tomorrow.. i figure i need, three jerseys, a baseball cap (straight-brimmed), one necklace with various ornaments ( dollar sign, weed leaF, massive clock), pants.
2. find either some body chocolate, brown face paint, brown spray paint, brown paint. ANd then, paint my body that colour and in turn assume the position of black male rapper.

for those observant readers out there, no i do not intend on getting a sex change as i feel this is a little bit extreme.

i might buy a gun as well.

im practically frothing at the mouth at this idea.. think about all the opportunities it will open up for me? just think!! i can say nigga.. without being accused of racism, i can.. well i can say nigga, and thats awesome.



here's what i envisage my transformation to look like:

hawwwt.

in other news.. verity goes to college... i mean nationals.. like really rally rally soon, and its exciting. like fricken i leave in 7 dayyyssss. also i was on the news tonight. it did not go that well. here's a massive string of words..see if you can pick up the pattern.. the first to ingeniously guess wins a mystery prizeeeee...

a bald cat decides, efficiently for good hash. i joke killed lemurs more nefariously or poop. Queer rain stops to vest under without xylophones. you zealotte!

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I SOLVED IT ITS PETE THE FIRST LETTERS ARE THE LETTERS OF THE ALPHABET IN ORDER!

I cant wait for my prize. I am terrific at riddles!

This entry was made brilliant by the picture, which simon and i found hillarious.

You looked and spoke delightful(ly) on the news! i was proud to be your girlfriend.

Love robert.

6:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i like this blog and brian's house and new year...

i dislike stationary...

8:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

thought it was about time i commented on ur blog ver which i find extremely funny and entertaining... so glad it didnt die:)

GOOD LUUUUUUCK for nationals veritttyyyy!!! i know u will play awesomely and hope u have a great time!!

ps. simon johnson is my favourite- i get 21.17 an hour hehehe

4:05 PM  

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