you can kiss my left nut

there are a few things in the world that are bothering me at the moment:

1. the lack of iron in my blood. (i'll keep you updated, at the moment it's 8.. target 20)
2. the lack of sleep i'm getting.
3. overly aggressive and rude boys. ie. mitchell at recess today, i know you got pooned, noob, but there's no reason to get all psycho.
4. the slow way in which school is ending, and on a similar note, the fastness with which mocks are approaching.

do you know what else i hate? when people are good at something, and you might pay them a compliment or whatever.. and they're like no really? am i? i never noticed. dickheads... so in my retaliation to this point, i've decided to flaunt my successes and all my good qualities..

today marks the beginning of..Verity Rules it's kind of like a lucky dip, we delve deep into verity's past to discover some little gem of an achievement, so that all of her greatness can be viewed, and done justice to.. (hooray for speaking in the third person)..

VOLUME 1: she walks... AND TALKS!!
England 1989. I was still new to the world, at only 10 months..Dad and I were on a holiday in Engalnd, to see sites and also visit my Uncle Bill in the north. It was at Uncle Bill's house, at the age of 10 months, that I both walked and TALKED... my firs word was duck, second was car.. thousands more were to come.. whether it was the English air, or just my huge brain.. these were the first signs of a true prodigy, one destined to achieve in all areas of her life.