Tuesday, November 29, 2005

can i get a leeeavvverrrrsssss

leavers was awesome.. some highlights..haydn on tv kissing a girl, concentration, ryan becoming best friends with the christians in the "chillout" tent, mitchell drinking an entire bottle of beam, getting clare (and tara) FUCKIN MAGS, the discotech, luke's light beer frenzy, having tons of rotto style, drinking games with haydn's toolie mates, flciker going hard every night..top effort lad, got a sick-dog stubby holder, seeing misch dawwwg heh.

there were some lowlights.. but, i cant really rememeber and if i dont remind myself of them then they didnt even happen right? extremely pumped 05 for coops's tomorrow night, got like 3/4 of a bottle of tequila left.. so the kids can have some fun with that.

Friday, November 25, 2005

notorious thugs

hey everyone..
off to rotto tomorrow.
should be fucking awesome.
bye.
love you.
me.
xxxxp.s. hi caro.. yessssss so cant wait for nationals, going to go off 06.. WA..yeah yeah yeah

Sunday, November 20, 2005

no hesitation, no delay.. you come on just like special k

after reading the west this morning- the most sensationalist piece of journalism after al-jazeera, and entirely more atrocious.. my faith in (west) australian society has dwindled DRAMATICALLY.. Although I suspected it all along, as a collective, we are edging closer and closer to intolerance and racism. According to the poll conducted by the west.. 41% of west australians believe that the core ideals of islam are "incompatible" with the "australian way of life"..41% is a sizeable minority and i find this result completely disturbing.

I heartily congratulate all of those people who stood up for our proud heritage in this phone poll.. and now we should translate this 'quiet dignity' in our counrty into an all out attack on all non-white non-xtians. hell yeah lets go bash some arabs.. and why not some niggers while we're at it.

fucking hell. why are they even HERE when what they believe is so INCOMPATIBLE with australian lifestyle.. who even decides what that lifestyle is? Because I know the my idea of the australian way of life is entirely different to the 41% of those people surveyed by the west and i'm as white anglo as they come.

the sad and unfortunate thing about my (and others) passion on this subject, is that there is very little we can do about it. Despite claims to objectivity, the media consistently presents stories and articles that perpetuate the idea that muslims do not belong in australia.. and while this happens its entirely likely that the anti-muslim sentiment will grow in australian society.

urrgh..its so important that we stop facilitating the outbreak of this intolerance.
IN OTHER NEWS
im doing this instead of p+l study.. wooohhoooo only TWO DAYSSS..
we beat bedford and i played like a bit of a penis.
omg.. i so cant wait for leavers.

that is all.
xxx

Thursday, November 17, 2005

ever so sweet.. you baked it in cakes.. for meee

hello.. members of the entire animal kingdom.. including those sharks who try to kill me EVEN when i'm saving you from being beached by an evil group of poison-injecting maniacs.
OMG .. *the soccer*.. how much do we rule.. seriously. Australia is the best country in the whole world.i mean.. why would you be born anywhere else in the world, for example, uruguay, WHEN you can be born here. ooh lordy. although i think it was a bit of an overstatement by the guy on the radio "this is the greatest moment in australian sporting history".. to qualify like that.. was fucking awesome.. another good thing-lit went well woohooO!

Speaking of how great australia is.. do you know what's shit and annoying at the moment, how a lot of people are all *let's persecute all muslims, the source of all society's ills" annd "we need to take a stand and DEPORT ALL MUSLIMS".. i have a very important opinion on this matter

The notion that we should stop the practice of islam.. and ban certain sheikhs from preaching fundamentalist islam..because EVERYONE of them is calling for islamic jihad.. is absolutely ridiculous. The main argument in favour of this suggestion goes along the lines that Australia is predominantly a Christian country, and if muslims come here, they should accept the way our culture is.. just as we would do if we moved to say.. bangladesh. to this argument i say a big fat FUCK YOU.. you stupid morons.

I'd like to draw your attention to a little thing i like to call "iraq"..is this not a PRIME example of how western governments feel it is their inherent right to impose western ideals, including those contradictory to islam, in a country that is PREDOMINANTLY MADE UP OF MUSLIMS.. After september 11, the countries of the western world have felt it not only their prerogative, but their role, to reform potentially terrorist nations. To say that Australia's role in Iraq has had nothing to do with the rising threat of terrorism in our country..is a plain lie. There is n doubt that Australia's involvement in Iraq has sparked resentment amongst islamic fundamentalists within our country, and inspired those inclined to violence to indeed plot terrorist actions within Australia.

I'm not at all saying that actions of terrorism or forgivable.. or able to be endorsed.. all I'm saying is that, the differences between western and islamic cultures is age old.. the cause of terrorist actions against western nations is not necessarily some deep-seated desire for islam to rule the world, nor is it necessarily, because of the inability of muslims to acknowledge western ideals.. what i point to is Iraq.. iraq is the catalyst for this and will remain the source of pain and resentment for a whole host of muslims after western troops are withdrawn.

it is definitely time that western countries took some responsibility for what's taking place in our world..it is VERY upsetting for me to see a mccarthyist culture brewing in Australian society at the moment and it is imperative that people try to understand islam before they reject it and analyse the MOTIVEs behind terrorist actions before they're all like.. you fucking arabs. you know?

goodnight everyone

Monday, November 14, 2005

automatic joy, that is what i want.. coin-operated boy.

In my reflection on my high school years, I thought there would be no better way of working out what I thought about and who I was in high school... than.. TAKING A BLOG QUIZ.. as you can see, the results are 100% accurate:



All American Kid



Popular but not plastic. Athletic but not a jock. Smart but not a brain.



You were well rounded and well liked in high school.



so i guess thAT makes me average.. and american. BAH this entry was going down hill right from the word go.. and my AWESOME title.. (i award it best title of the month) and also, props galore to liss for sending me the song *loves it*.. for all those long time fans i'm sure you'll agree that nothing will ever top the viking foetus.

at the moment. i'm missing out on a laguna beach marathon to do lit study..which is kind of annoying. but it's not too bad.. alllssooo.. cap night tonight.. grand total of..."3" caps!

i very much hope that leavers rocks this world.. otherwise i will be BITTERLY disappointed.
apologies.
slater alligators

Thursday, November 10, 2005

shake your ass.. show me what you working with..i came here with my dick in my hand.. don't make me leave here with my foot in your ass.

i enjoyed having history stick his dick down my throat today. the exam was a bundle of laughs and cherry pie. and the more i think about it, the more i cant decide whether i've done shit or hell hell bad. soo hooray for me. here is my portrayal of the writing of the history exam, in PICTORAL FORM:

so in response to this poor performance, i've decided to be incredibly obscene and.. to get hell drunk everyday/night at leavers.. woo constructive. don't look at me like that..

the only thing i have to say.. in hope of salvaging my tee/life.. enough is as good as a feast.

Saturday, November 05, 2005

can you see the minds eye? we can find it if we try.


this one goes out to jay.. thanks for being such a loyal fan..also.. i am VERY VERY VERY sorry for not updating sooner.. a lot of stuff's been going on and i do have tee next week.. so maybe you can forgive me? please?

good shit that's happened to me recently:
-hit a triple AND a homerun last weekend.. man i rule.
-got crowned smartest girl alive 05 at presentation night (i.e. dux) *nerdface*.. oh and AND.. for this wonderful achievement.. i got 500 DOLLARS.. so digital camera here i come.
-got told a very cool thing which i'll update everyone on laatttteerrrrrr...
-came first a beauty pageant.. "hottest girl in the universe"

un-good stuff...
-tee.. bleaurgrhHH!G>?!>??!/ and now i have to like live up to stuff..instead of like just doing enough
-hitting leigh in the foot at training sorry dude.
-dont get to go on the infamous bunbers trip cos of tee

so.. if i was going to kill myself and i had to weigh up all the good and bad things in my life..i'm sure you could all see which way the knife would fall (on my wrists).. but nah yeah.. stuffs going good.. and you know why? it's all because of simon's fantastic advice on my last blog entry.

i did not succumb to society.. that fucker.. i made myself a bigger mallet and beat it into submission..
so that's my long awaited update. bonne chance to all my dear friends... you know who you are.. for the rest of you. i dont care.

P.S. wolfmother rule 05.. and yes i am meant to look like a man in that photo.