it's a shame we have to die my dear.. noone's getting out of here alive

hello.. i did a paint thingy to express how i'm feeling at the moment. and although it may provide you with some comic relief. i couldn't be more from syria.


FUCK YOU

chewbacca.. oh what a wookie.

sup brews

i recently discovered that the people who read this blog extend far beyond simon pete and luke. so a big ola! to all my new fans.. jay, amy, amy's dad, mum. because i have found this out...i have to admit it will be hard for me to be as revealing as i was in the past.

that's all for now. i did have heaps to say.. but now i cant say it.. thanksto all you dag-faddyes out there.

that's me at the moment. and i hate everyone here. i am deadly serious.. im going to go and do something hell rebellious..but i guess you'll never know.

im expressin with my full capabilities.. now i'm living in correctional facilities

i tried to write a proper entry.. and then i REALISED that it all fit perfectly into a brand new episode of.... VERITY RATES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

today verity rates:
-getting my drivers licence..rules 05
-13 days of school left ever.
-pitching machines
-state league starting this weekend.. come on centrals
-going to han's for dinner with team after training toniGHt
-kanye west, he seriously does rule heaps.. download some of his shiat "but she ain't messin with no broke nigguhs"
-white softball pants.. they're hot
-watching baseball on fox sports, just cant get enough of that wondeful duff, i mean baseball.
-beign buff. i see no downsides.
-australia dominating the world.
-getting my licence. i kno i already said it.. but its so cool.
-season tickets to basketball.. wildcats=suck but still fun


hates:
-groupies.. you know who you are.
-matt buying the girls version of petes cologne :(
-hamstring soreness
-biol mark
-the one thousand assessments still due.
-windschuttle

well it's true that we love.. one another

hello my negro brothers and sisters..
how has your week been? fine and dandY? peachy keen? Ive decided the new cool thing is to swear unnecessarily and all the time.. and loudly. for example.. i was having a conversation with my friend liss:

Liss:would you go to see them for $45?
Me: how the shitfucker should i know?
and later on...
Me: well.. where are they playing?
Liss: McCallum Park
Me:where is that? go suck some cock..you filthy whore.

sorry liss, i dont really mean that you're a filthy whore.. in fact i think you're a clean virgin. and you should be honoured that our conversation has been examplified as how this cool new trend can be best used.

in other news..ive done no tee study!.. and at this very moment am procrastinating.. its bitch-fucking awesome. you can biotechnology-lick my balls, only if i was a guy...but.. i am a lady and i have no testiclay.
pete is the best boyfriend i have had in the past two years and 11 months. why?
1. he is profound
2. i enjoy his moustachey
3. he likes to watch.. heaps of things like sport and movies and sometimes my softball games!
4.i emailed andrew g the other day lol annnd he didnt reply, so pete sent him and email of fury.. that included this sentence, that is ink-y gold..

"In the time it took my girlfriend to email you, she could have visited her dying mother in hospital. She arrived one minute too late. You can imagine her reaction when, after arriving home from the hospital, she checked her email to find...no reply."

thanks pete.. i'll alwyas remember/treasure you. love you lots and to bits!
bye everyone.. thanks for stopping by!